ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green gettin all the love
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Scott McCall is a gift.
Emotionally intelligent male protagonist.
Idolizes his mother
Respects his girlfriend
Is caring and supportive of his friends
Empathizes with his enemies
Believes in negotiaton and compromise over force
He is the hot girl
all hail hot girl Scott McCall
(who is proud to be called the hottest girl because wow what a compliment girls are awesome)
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.